I was at a loss of what to write for
today's Monday Listicles: 10 Songs per Cassie
via The
Good Life.
Until last night.
When I remembered Steve
telling me that when he was in high school he had a “make-out tape". It was a dubbed mix-tape with his favorite love songs. The title was “When You're in the Mood”. (I just puked a little)
He would play it in his car on dates or whenever the "the mood" struck him. I asked him if he remembered the songs on the tape and he said, “I can list them in order.” *eye roll #1*
He would play it in his car on dates or whenever the "the mood" struck him. I asked him if he remembered the songs on the tape and he said, “I can list them in order.” *eye roll #1*
Here's the list, in order...
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As he started talking about the list, it was almost like he was educating me on creating the perfect "make-out tape". I quote: “You gotta have a strong start; but you don't want to lead off with your best stuff.” *eye roll #2*
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Wasn't it funny how sometimes you'd date a guy, but “your song” was a song about some other girl. Or you'd be at a school dance, slow-dancing to "Sara" by Starship. That was so 1987. There were a lot of girl-title love songs in the 80s: “Joanna” (Kool & the Gang), “Rosanna” (Toto), “Oh Sherrie” (Steve Perry), “Valerie” (Steve Winwood), “Roxanne” (The Police), “Lola” (The Kinks)...okay, that one was from 1970...and it wasn't exactly about a girl.
Back to Stud-muffin's list...
- “Love Walks In” by Van Halen
- “Hysteria” by Def Leppard
This list reminds me of a time when Steve and I had our own make-out session. It was a warm summer evening and we were laying on the grass (dumb). About 10 minutes in, he started itching. He went and stood under a light and saw that he was covered in a rash, apparently from the grass. It took a couple days before it went away. Needless to say, that ended the make-out session. We haven't rolled in the grass since.
- “Faithfully” by Journey
I once got a tape of love songs from a boyfriend. But it was after I broke up with him, so it wasn't really a "make-out tape", it was more like a "I-hope-you're-listening-to-this-and-feeling-guilty-and-your-life-sucks-and-you-see-all-the-misery-you're-causing-me:-the-person-who-could-have-been-Mr. Right tape". I loved that tape.
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“What? A female vocalist?” I said.“Top Gun, Baby.” He said. *eye roll #3*
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Hey, another female vocalist.
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I asked him if the song he requested for our wedding dance, “I'll Stand By You”, by The Pretenders, was on the tape. He said, “No, of course not.” Yeah, maybe because it didn't come out until 1994! Smart choice, Sweetie.
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Dude. I am so throwing up right now.
- “Is This Love” by White Snake
Now, who wouldn't want to make-out with this guy? Only if you leave the hat on, Honey.









Ugh, no wonder you guys are kicking my @** at SongPop! All the songs you guys pick are on your make out tapes!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLove it! That is too funny :)
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOL! That was HIS make-out tape, thank you.
ReplyDeleteThanks Heidi!
ReplyDeleteI'm dying! That is hysterical and SO typical of the "mood" songs I remember. I use to love making mix tapes....those were the days....fabulous list today!
ReplyDeletethose songs sure date us huh??? LOVED each and every one of them!!
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious. I remember abhoring "I've Been Waiting for a Girl Like You," and Journey was never my favorite either. Those songs sure take me back to my teen years!
ReplyDeleteI absolutely LOVE this! It is such an awesome reminder of how much of an impact mix tapes had on our lives...they were such a huge part of growing up. What are you supposed to do now...make a playlist and email it to someone? So not the same thing.
ReplyDeleteYou need to market this. Of course that would be impossible with getting the rights to use these songs. Lots of memories. And some when I wasn't even with a boy. ha.
ReplyDeleteYou need to market this. Of course that would be impossible with getting the rights to use these songs. Lots of memories. And some when I wasn't even with a boy. ha.
ReplyDeleteI love this so. much. I love his song choices, and I love your reactions. I love that you had to number your eye rolls. I'm still laughing.
ReplyDeleteThis is a totally awesome list and I'm still laughing that your husband had a make out tape - all songs from my youth! So funny.
ReplyDeleteSo did he tell you how successful he was with his make out tape?? Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteOh Steve. Saving White Snake for last . . . . Perfection. This is absolutely HILARIOUS!
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny! I love that he still remembers the songs - in order, no less. Was it an effective tape, I wonder? The songs sure are great.
ReplyDeleteI love your take on the list! We used to call the Make Out Tape "Baby Makin' Music". Lol!
ReplyDeleteBahhaaa haa!! My goodness this just cracked me up!!! Love love your eye rolls and I am so throwing up right now!!!
ReplyDeleteI actually laughed out loud. I may have to pin this and call the board...when I need to laugh!
I love this take on the list! And of course, it made me laugh. Ah, I miss mixed tapes!
ReplyDeleteThat is stinking hilarious! I just have one question...did YOU ever get to hear the "make out" tape! Hee! Hee! ;)
ReplyDeleteI so LOVE this, I have found a few tapes from past boyfriends as well. I am now going to go searching in every box to see if I can find one from Rodney. You know it will be all R&B and Rap. I remember he gave me a tape with Fairy Tale Lover on it. To the basement I go, I will keep you posted.
ReplyDeleteTell me about it. I couldn't Steve Perry. I felt like I sat through song after song after song of Steve Perry and Journey. Ick.
ReplyDeleteIn this case, ignorance really is bliss. :-)
ReplyDeleteIsn't though. Oh if I had only known him in HS.
ReplyDeleteDidn't ask. Didn't want to know. hee hee. Probably not though.
ReplyDeleteomg. Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThanks Piper! Even re-reading it, I can't get through it with more eye rolls.
ReplyDeleteI never heard it, but I like a lot of those songs. He's hunting around for the tape now. Thinks he lent it to one of his HS friends back in the day. That just brings on eye roll #4.
ReplyDeleteTotally keep me posted, Dani!!!! I want to hear that list. I'm cracking up!
ReplyDeleteOh, totally. Another piece of history...gone.
ReplyDeleteThanks Ally! I miss them too. I still have a few...sitting next to me at my desk, right here. But they weren't love songs. More dance-y stuff.
ReplyDeleteThanks Jamie!
ReplyDeleteWhen he first told me, I was like..."you had a what?"
ReplyDeleteOh yes they do. But, so good, so good. Have you checked out what some of the singers look like now? omg. David Coverdale looks kind of like a woman.
ReplyDeleteThanks Ducky! I loved making them too. So miss them! Now, it's just lame playlists. I have some old tapes that have the DJ talking at the beginning or end of the song where I didn't cut it off in time. Too funny! It's like static on a record. Just makes the memories and music so much more real.
ReplyDeleteAw, I miss mixed tapes. I used to make them for all my old boyfriends and then ask for them back when we broke up because, come one mix tapes are awesome.
ReplyDeleteAhahahaha! That's funny. Oh the things we did when we were teenagers.
ReplyDeleteLOL, this list is awesome! Love it! I have to admit it brought back a few memories, possibly some involving making out even. Everytime I see a mixed ape it makes me think of my cutie high school love... I still have all of the tapes he made me. Aw. Now I feel like I need to go find them and listen to them! Thanks for sharing! :)
ReplyDeleteI highly approve of your husband's song choices...80's music is the best! Haha!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh - HILARIOUS!!! You were one of the most-clicked links at last week's
ReplyDelete#findingthefunny. We're featuring you on Wednesday, and I pinned this
to our Finding the Funny Pinterest board. Thanks for linking up!
LOL. I love your list! And "Is this love" is a fun 80's song... ;-)
ReplyDeleteYay!!!!! I feel like I've won a major award! And I've gotta go find that board.
ReplyDeleteWow!! Ain't he something. SO if our kids start having too much Journey on their playlist when they are teens: No more borrowing the van ;)
ReplyDeleteYour husband is an artist. Does he still make mix-tapes? So much easier now with iTunes & CD burners. I have to say, I've never been a huge fan of using the songs with women's names as the title to romance a lady, but the songs are still good ones. I also try not to use more than one song by any given artist in any given mix. He gets bonus points for the Top Gun reference. That's always a winner. From one artist to another, tell him I approve!
ReplyDeleteOh tell me about it. It's soooo good.
ReplyDeleteLOL! For sure!
ReplyDeleteMy husband says thank you. I just can't stop the eye rolls. #5
ReplyDeleteThese are the good ones! Perfect throw-back list to the glory days. And the hat...THE HAT! I can totally see why you snagged him up :)
ReplyDeleteI have to say the BEST the absolute best is the ending with the prom picture of your husband. You certainly have a good one if he allowed you to post this picture (unless he doesn't know about it yet).
ReplyDeleteSadly no one will be making love-song mix tapes for our children although by the looks of your husband's list maybe that's a good thing.
One more thing I found you through Finding the Funny & this was definitely funny. Thx for the laughs & stroll down memory lane.
ReplyDeleteOh, I so wish I had any of Dave's old mix tapes. Or mine. Either way, they would be hilariously sucky. Great tape, but there's an awful lot of Journey on it. :)
ReplyDeleteStopped by from Finding the Funny
I had him bring it on our honeymoon.
ReplyDeleteHe allowed it. But, I think he would rethink it now with all the "fame" it has brought him.
ReplyDeleteAnd to think our kids will never have the joy of making or being given a hand decorated mix tape. Somehow an iTunes playlist just doesn't seem the same.
ReplyDeleteI like your blog. New follower from TALU.
ReplyDeleteI like your blog. New follower from TALU.
ReplyDeleteWow. Great list, of course. Totally hilarious that he still remembers the order of this tape.
ReplyDeleteOh this is so so so funny! And what is it about guys sending love songs to you after the break up?? I guess they are so devastated they turn all emotional. hahaha (TALU)
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!! Amazing you guys still have that. I think we have a box of tapes somewhere. They are probably melted in the attic.
ReplyDeleteLOL! That's hilarious! We have all kinds of melted junk in our attic.
ReplyDeleteOh, the memories of the mix tape. I remember trying to create the perfect mixture of songs with my tape recorder. Then later, I got a double tape deck. That was cool. :)
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