Ugh!!! I've missed another bandwagon. The Mom-Shaming wagon.
It followed the Dog-Shaming wagon...
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...and the baby-shaming wagon.
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And here I sit whining because had I not been so lazy (and without paper), I might have been discovered by the Huffington Post. Another Almost Famous opportunity missed.
I was encouraged by Robyn over at Hollow Tree Ventures to go for it anyway. Her post on mom-shaming is HIL-arious! Here she is hiding her shame in her shower. Check out her post because I've pretty much stolen everything she's written up to this point.
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And there are a slew of mom-shaming pics (and even a dad-shaming pic) at Blogging While Mommy. So funny!
Anyway, this was the shame I wanted to post on the Blogging While Mommy page, but couldn't because I'm computer-dumb. If I can ever get the stinking picture to load over there, I'll do it.
Mom-Shame
Then I thought, why hold back? Let's just let it all out...
Wife-Shame
More Wife-Shame
Vain-Shame
Homeschooling-Shame*
Self-Shame
Daughter-Shame
*Steve made me write a note that (to his knowledge) this particular shame is a joke. So, please don't send a truancy officer to our house.
What kind of shame are you ready to reveal? Let it all out in the comments. Or post your pic at Blogging While Mommy (and let me know you did).
Yea, people are lucky when I shower more than twice a week. I'm in a pretty good regiment of Sunday and Wednesday mornings...mind you, I DO take a bath twice {once} a week, so I am clean, for the most part).
ReplyDeleteWhere'd you get all that other paper?
Oh my goodness. I just had a good laugh out of these. I think I need to do this. I love the plugging the iPad in 30 minutes before your husband gets home, that is me.
ReplyDeleteOMG I love this! I think I need to do a post too. My biggies are mommy shame and doggie shame. Mostly because I'm spending too much of my time blogging. That iPad one is too funny.
ReplyDeleteOMG these were awesome!!
ReplyDeleteLove love LOVE it! This is too funny, and the new categories of shame are priceless. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for linking up with Super Sunday Sync! Hope to see you next week, too :)
ReplyDelete~dawn
Hey! Same here! I kicked it up a notch and shoot for 3x/week now. Oops. I don't take the baths though.
ReplyDeleteGo for it, Leslie! They are so much fun. And it's so funny to read all the others.
ReplyDeleteDo it Kera! I want to read it! I hear ya on the blogging. I've had to be computer-free a few mornings a week b/c I end up having like zero face-time with my kids. I'm glued to my iPad so much.
ReplyDeleteThanks Mercedes!
ReplyDeleteThanks Robyn! Always special coming from you since I'm one of your groupies.
ReplyDeleteSuper funny! I laughed the hardest to see that you showered and brushed your teeth for an audience that can't smell you or even see your teeth.
ReplyDeleteLol! I know. Ridiculous. But, if you had seen my hair before I showered, you would understand. Ick!
ReplyDeletehahahaha! I'm TOTALLY gonna jump on the bandwagon! Too funny:)
ReplyDeleteJump on! It's fun!
ReplyDeletelol, that's hysterical!
ReplyDeleteI'm not a mom, but your "transparent with my husband" mom shaming cracked me up!! Being an unemployed stay-at-home-apartment-maker, I could totally relate!! My boyfriend looked over at me laughing my butt off, and I decided to show him and fess up to my shame.
ReplyDeleteI did it.. you are right - SO much fun! http://xcartwright.blogspot.com/2012/10/shame-on-momma.html?spref=fb
ReplyDeleteOh, you should share your shame on your blog. Would love to see it!
ReplyDeletehilarious
ReplyDeleteGirl...you are definitely a MESS! LOL Love it!
ReplyDeleteHa! And thanks for the plug! ;)
ReplyDeleteI totally missed this bandwagon too. Good for you for doing it anyway, though. Hilarious post. Maybe I'll mom-shame myself if I can ever think of anything creative to write. I do have lots of paper. And pens. And shame.
ReplyDeleteIt was a lot of fun. Even freeing. :-)
ReplyDeleteCame over from Go Momma! This made me laugh. I have a special 'do' I wear in between shampoos. People comment on how nice it looks, but they wouldn't if they knew it was my 'greasy hair' do. :-)
ReplyDeleteCracking up! You'll actually find my kids artwork in the recycling bin. Can't tell you how many times, they come up to me with the latest creation saying, "mommy this was in the TRASH!". Whoops.
ReplyDeleteAimee, that makes me feel so much better. That whole mommy guilt thing starts in on me whenever I hold the "art" over the trash or recycling bin. Thank you for giving me the freedom to just drop it in! :-)
ReplyDeleteGosh, mine is like that every two days. I have to put on a hat. My grease shines.
ReplyDeleteMan, I am so sorry I missed the fun! Imagine the kind of captions I could have come up with (my husband would probably never show his face in public again!) :) I hope I catch the next one that comes around. :) Thanks for linking up!
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