I know there is a germ on my hand that I haven't killed with Lysol. I am determined to find it!!
Steve said it may not have been entirely fair to choose this caption as the winner because it is so specific to my mom (shown in the picture), but he said he couldn't NOT choose it because it was so perfect for my mom. And when I give him the quotes, I do leave the names off. My mom has a well-known love affair with Lysol (hence the reason for my daughter-shaming of sitting on public toilet seats) - stuff like that puts her over the edge.