Top 15 Tweets From 2012

Or, Why You Should Follow Me On Twitter

I did my “Blogging Memories Over the Past Year” back in November, so now I’m doing my best Tweets from 2012. Really it’s from the last four months because I’ve only been on Twitter that long. Feel free to favorite or retweet any of them by clicking the little button under the tweet.

I started out like this…

So, I guess now I have to figure how in the heck to tweet!
— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) September 8, 2012

After I got a little more experience, I moved on to things like this…

Man, I forgot how great it feels to take a shower. #nolongersmelllikeaworkingmansarmpit
— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) November 17, 2012

and this…

Just ate half a block of Brie and peppermint bark for lunch. #buildingupmymuffintop
— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) December 3, 2012

and this…

Anybody else ever go eight hours without changing their kid’s diaper? Yeah, me neither. #liar
— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) December 3, 2012

and this…
I love how my driver’s license still has my weight at what it was 15 years ago. #fattyfatty2x4
— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) December 3, 2012

and this…

Just spent 4 hours, off and on, looking for my phone. Found it when it rang. In my pocket. #mombrain
— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) December 4, 2012

Then when I got sick of myself I REtweeted stuff like this…

Caught my kid chewing on a toilet brush. I guess I was busy polishing my World’s Best Mom trophy.
— Katy in a Corner (@katyinacorner) November 12, 2012

And I could totally relate to this one…

The world population reached seven billion in March 2012. That’s a lot of people not reading my blog.
— PeskyPippi (@PeskyPippi) November 9, 2012

because they aren’t reading my blog either.

And then I retweeted stuff like this…

One of these days I’m going to Google “How to Get Into The Electoral College.” But not today. I’m eating Twizzlers.
— ThoughtsFromParis (@tfpHumorBlog) October 24, 2012

and this…

My husband just spent an hour and a half hanging pictures and art for me. #foreplay
— Mommy, for real. (@mommyisforreal) December 1, 2012

and this…because I could – I mean, my husband could – totally relate to it…

My husband’s time on the toilet has increased considerably since he got his ipad. Now he wants a footstool so his legs won’t fall asleep…
— Kerstin Auer (@kerstinauer) November 25, 2012

and this…

You have as much chance of winning the lottery today as you do getting hit by lightning, while riding a unicorn, with Bono.
— Jon Acuff (@jonacuff) November 28, 2012

And then I had BFF’s who would remind me how cool it is to be human…

Guess who forgot until the last 3 passes that our mower is self propelled?#thisgirl#dumb
— Felicity Wilson (@Fitzy529) October 26, 2012

Then I realized how much I missed myself and I went back to tweeting my own stuff, like this…

Answer: Infinity. Question: How many times can a child crap up their back before they get sick of it and use the toilet?
— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) December 20, 2012

and on Christmas Day, stuff like this…

I’m guessing it’s probably wrong, on Xmas day, to want to choke the person that created the packaging on my kid’s new toys.
— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) December 25, 2012

Then, I ended the year with this…

Reminiscing about a time when I used to party until midnight on New Year’s Eve. Now I just sit in front of my #TweetDeck. #marriedwithkids
— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) January 1, 2013

So, now you know why it can be fun to follow me. If you’re not on Twitter, you can keep track of some of my tweets on my Tweets and Stuff tab or my Facebook page. Or you can go watch the ball drop because Ryan Seacrest is way cooler than me and we’re getting close to that time. Happy New Year!!!

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Top 15 Tweets From 2012 — 11 Comments

  1. Happy New Year! And thanks for including me, I really try hard with the potty humor ;)
    Also – absolutely brilliant idea with the listicle topic “tweets of 2012″ – that made my year-in-review a slice!

  2. …I’m thinking that this is the Year that I throw off the shackles of grammar, and such. If I can’t make up words on on my own blog, where can I (make up words…) oh, yeah this is a Comment.
    Have a very everything you would hope for year!

  3. Haha! I LOVED this! Isn’t Twitter a funny place? It’s weird….I’m still trying to figure it out. I used to post really boring stuff and then feel like I was talking to myself all the time. At least now I have a bit more interaction than what I used to. Cool post! :)

  4. Today, while I was at work, my cousin stole my apple ipad and tested to see
    if it can survive a 40 foot drop, just so she can be a youtube
    sensation. My iPad is now broken and she has 83
    views. I know this is completely off topic but I had to share it with someone!

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