I’ve been addicted to Twitter – I’m working it out in therapy, and by therapy I mean crying into a bag of M&Ms.
Anyway, here are my favorite tweets from February. Feel free to love on these peeps by clicking the star or retweet button in their tweet.
It’s after 8:00 and I’m still wearing jeans. This is why I don’t like having company over in the evening. #yogapantsplease
— Mommy, for real. (@mommyisforreal) February 4, 2013
If I could pick 3 words that describe me, they would be “I suck at math”
— Sam (@samologist) February 6, 2013
Who’s this gal?
I just shaved my legs. I think I lost three pounds.
— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) February 11, 2013
I hope my high school letterman jacket looks as cool on me in my 40’s as it did in my 30’s.
— Jay (@pizzajaynow) February 15, 2013
I can’t wait to go to the club and get my party ON. And by “the club” i mean my couch. And by “party” i mean sit and watch DIY shows.
— Girl-Mom-Wife (@DiapersorWine) February 15, 2013
We expect company in an hour, & the living room looks like we sacrificed a goat in the middle of the floor. I should dust or something.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 16, 2013
I just found Ken and Barbie in my bed, I guess I’ll have to burn my sheets now.
— Heather Kraus (@KrausHouseMom) February 18, 2013
If hiding in my basement, eating cookies, listening to my kid not nap for 45 minutes is wrong, I don’t ever want to be right.
— Deni Lyn Miller (@homeeckwreck) February 20, 2013
I have done a few things I have been ashamed of, but at least I never played FarmVille.
— Chiyaan (@Chiyaan_) February 20, 2013
This happens to me all the time…
I hate when sometimes I think “wow, this is my funniest tweet ever!”, then NOBODY Stars or Retweets it…
— Jim (@jgantley) February 23, 2013
Which one was your favorite? Tell me in the comments.
Update: Tweets no longer in a Twitter block mean the account has been deleted.