I've been addicted to Twitter - I'm working it out in therapy, and by therapy I mean crying into a bag of M&Ms.
Anyway, here are my favorite tweets from February. Feel free to love on these peeps by clicking the star or retweet button in their tweet.
It's after 8:00 and I'm still wearing jeans. This is why I don't like having company over in the evening. #yogapantsplease— Mommy, for real. (@mommyisforreal) February 4, 2013
If I could pick 3 words that describe me, they would be "I suck at math"
— Sam (@samologist) February 6, 2013
Who's this gal?
I just shaved my legs. I think I lost three pounds.
— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) February 11, 2013
I hope my high school letterman jacket looks as cool on me in my 40's as it did in my 30's.
— Jay (@pizzajaynow) February 15, 2013
I can't wait to go to the club and get my party ON. And by "the club" i mean my couch. And by "party" i mean sit and watch DIY shows.
— Girl-Mom-Wife (@DiapersorWine) February 15, 2013
We expect company in an hour, & the living room looks like we sacrificed a goat in the middle of the floor. I should dust or something.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 16, 2013
I just found Ken and Barbie in my bed, I guess I'll have to burn my sheets now.
— Heather Kraus (@KrausHouseMom) February 18, 2013
If hiding in my basement, eating cookies, listening to my kid not nap for 45 minutes is wrong, I don't ever want to be right.
— Deni Lyn Miller (@homeeckwreck) February 20, 2013
I have done a few things I have been ashamed of, but at least I never played FarmVille.
— Chiyaan (@Chiyaan_) February 20, 2013
This happens to me all the time...
I hate when sometimes I think "wow, this is my funniest tweet ever!", then NOBODY Stars or Retweets it...
— Jim (@jgantley) February 23, 2013
Which one was your favorite? Tell me in the comments.
The sacrificial goat one (not that yours wasn't hilarious, too). Just got a Twitter account yesterday and going to follow you now, so I expect witticisms on at least a daily basis :)
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Follow me and I'll follow you back.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Don't make me pick one. And despite these very funny tweets, I am not joining you all on the tweeting highway. I would become addicted in the blink of an eye.
ReplyDeleteThose were pretty dang funny. Even if none of them were mine. Just kidding. I can't even say with any certainty if I tweeted at all this month . . . .
ReplyDeleteAwesome thanks girrrrrl!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Gosh, I need to start following your tweeps I think, they're hilarious Thanks for the laughs this morning ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Everyone one of those were great. I just shaved my leg last week to get a head start on shaving them for real. And doesn't it feel funny when you put your yoga pants on afterwards?
ReplyDeleteI loved this post of funny tweets! I liked a lot of them, but the woman hiding in the basement while her baby wouldn't nap is classic! brought back memories. Not of me, of course.
ReplyDeleteGreat post of Tweets and I say I am addicted in general!! And the shaving god can I relate, lol!! :)
ReplyDeleteI loved the one with you talking about your shaved legs and weight loss! Bwahahah!
ReplyDeleteMan, you have the funniest tweets! I need to get on twitter more. I share a lot but don't actually spend enough time on the site. You're inspiring me. :)
ReplyDeleteI think they are all great! I retweeted the need to dust or something one.
ReplyDeleteThey are great. I found your tweet extremely hilarious...shaved and lost 3 pounds :)
ReplyDeleteYour tweets are funny. Do it more!
ReplyDeleteI love Twitter. I totally understand the addiction.
ReplyDeleteStill in my jeans at 8pm? Crap I am not worth,. That is exactly why I dont' have company over!
ReplyDeleteOh, I love this!! I too do this feature at my blog!! Check this out: http://www.bigaandlittlea.com/2013/02/top-tweets-3.html
ReplyDeleteI totally needed this and was laughing out loud by the end. Plus, I found some new people to follow- I love that you can follow straight from your blog- so cool! Thanks for including me- I'm so honored!
ReplyDeleteI think this is one of the things that I absolutley love about twitter. That being said... I am bad at twitter. I can never come up with something great! Maybe I will have to try harder for the month of March! :)
ReplyDeleteI need to get more involved with Twitter. I try but it seems like I am only talking to myself. lol
ReplyDeleteMy 2 faves (b/c I can't pick just one): Yours about shaving your legs and Jay about the Letterman jacket...both made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteSo many great ones. But love this:I can't wait to go to the club and get my party ON. And by "the club" i mean my couch. And by "party" i mean sit and watch DIY shows.
ReplyDeleteI love Twitter, too. Pizza Jay's letterman tweet cracked me up. And today I'm riding on a Twitter high because the freakin' Berenstain Bears tweeted me overnight. How cool is that? Visiting from Finding the Funny!
ReplyDeleteThree pounds...nasty broad. Lol.
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