Here are the top 10 funniest tweets for the month of June.
How I choose: I pick about 40 of my favorites that I’ve retweeted, give them to Steve (my husband), he narrows it down by at least half and I pick the 10 funniest from those. Now that I’m following more people I only choose tweets tweeted during the month of June from people I follow and only one tweet chosen per person. I also include one of my own, so I can say that I’ve been on a list someplace with awesomely hilarious people.
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Guy at work doesn’t have a smartphone (wtf?) so he thinks its appropriate to “talk” during lunch. He’s basically the worst person I know.
— R-Co (@rysox80) June 4, 2013
Just saw an article about breast milk lollipops, so I’m sorry but I have to delete the whole Internet now.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) June 4, 2013
I promised myself I wouldn’t do any karaoke tonigWHOAAAAAAA WE’RE HALFWAY THERE, WHOAAAAA-OO LIVIN ON A PRAYER!!!! — Johnny blAze (@J0hnnyBlaze) June 4, 2013
“Oh coffee, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind, hey coffee!” is something I was just singing out loud & also is why I’m single. — Jesse Weller (@JesseWeller) June 8, 2013
Bought an 80 pack of toilet paper at Costco. Used 17 of them after sampling the jalapeño poppers.
— Ramblin’ Man (@jamiedipoma) June 9, 2013
We’re at the top of the 34th inning at this little kid softball game. Wait – no wait, I stand corrected. Top of the 2nd.
— Linda in Disguise (@LindaInDisguise) June 11, 2013
Breakfast – Smoothie Lunch – Chipotle Dinner – Indian food Dessert -Searching YouTube on how to make an adult cloth diaper from a hand towel
— Zack (@Mr_Kapowski) June 12, 2013
I was planning to work out, but accidentally purchased a half dozen Krispy Kreme rainbow sprinkle donuts instead.
— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) June 17, 2013
My “gangsta” career was tragically cut short when my homies caught me in a local coffee shop purchasing a croissant
— Alex (@TastyTuneTweets) June 21, 2013
My goal weight is to not wear a T-shirt in the shower. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 24, 2013
Been wearing Sketcher Shape Ups for 6 months & I know they’re working because I keep seeing women smile & point me out to their friends.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 29, 2013
Hilarious. They ALL made me laugh out loud. How about you? Tell me in the comments.
Update: Tweets not in a Twitter block may mean the account has been deleted.